At 7am, we get called to come to the bathroom by our pre-schooler, and after asking him why, we get the following answer; "Cause I don't want to touch my poo, Daddy. I don't like to touch my poo".
Puzzled, I walk to the bathroom, only to find the pee shield of his potty seat sitting in a toilet full of poo and toilet paper.
He's looking at it.
He's very unhappy.
I look at him.
I look in the toilet.
I look back at him.
I say, "Come on buddy... You have to be more careful", then I reach into the toilet, pluck out the pee shield, then wash them both off in the sink under very hot water.
UGH.
I wouldn't pass this up for anything in the world... Seriously.
2 comments:
You mean you haven't pulled a hot wheels car out of a poopy toilet yet?
Denguy - ... UGH. Uhhh, no! I'd rather not have to either...
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